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#BPAL7wordstory Contest: PRIDE Edition

2018 January 4
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by black phoenix

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For the sixth time, we invite BPAL’s fans to participate in our creative process. Welcome one and all to the return of our 7 Word Story Contest!

Call it what you will — flash fiction, microfiction, writing for short attention spans — we want to see just how imaginative you can get in seven words of fewer between now and 16 January 2018.

The winning story will inspire an original fragrance crafted by BPAL’s head perfumer, and will be featured on the label alongside a credit to the author (who will also receive a free bottle of the blend). Past winners can be viewed here.

This time around, we’re looking for entries that capture the essence of PRIDE. Make every word count! Multiple entries are fine as well.

The deadline for entries is 16 January 2018.  Please read the rules below before submitting. Email your entries (and any questions about the Contest) to 7words@blackphoenixalchemylab.com, or tweet them @bpal with the hashtag #BPAL7wordstory.

#BPAL7wordstory Contest Rules and Regulations

By submitting an entry, you agree to be bound by the Official Submission Guidelines and Rules and represent that you have read and understood all requirements set forth.

How do I submit a 7 Word Story and what are the deadlines?

All submissions must be received by the Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab by January 16, 2018. Stories should be submitted online via email to 7words@blackphoenixalchemylab.com or on Twitter using the #BPAL7wordstory hashtag. On or about February 1, 2018, Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab will announce the selected story.

On or about February 12, 2018 a fragrance inspired by the winning story will be released for sale on Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, featuring the full text of the story and winner’s name on the label.

Selected authors will receive credit under the name of their choice on the copy text for the fragrance, one bottle of the fragrance inspired by their story, and enviable fame within the Black Phoenix community (no warranties on the fame bit).

By submitting an entry, you agree to be bound by these Official Submission Guidelines and Rules and represent that you have read and understood all requirements set forth below.

  1. Submitted stories must be written in English; stories written in other languages will not be accepted.
  1. All entries must be 7 words or fewer.
  1. Stories must be original and unpublished at the time of submission, including the entrant’s social media accounts. All submissions must be exclusive to the 7 Word Stories Project through April 30, 2017, regardless of whether a story is selected as winner.
  1. All information must be submitted electronically via email (7words@blackphoenixalchemylab.com) or Twitter (#BPAL7wordstory).
  1. Stories must only have one author. No coauthored works, please. Because…Seven Words.
  1. A submitted story may not contain any material that is copyrighted or otherwise owned or controlled by someone other than the author (including but not limited to, poetry, music and/or lyrics, characters originally created by others in any medium, and/or stories based on real people and/or other people’s lives, other than public figures). We would be fascinated by how you’d manage it, though.
  1. All submissions should be complete stories which can stand on their own.
  1. By submitting a story, authors (and/or their parents and/or guardians) agree that Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab and any sponsors or other supporters of the 7 Word Stories Project may use the author’s name, image and all or a portion of the submitted story to promote the project, regardless of whether the story entered is selected as winner. Authors who are under the age of 18 must have the permission of their parent or guardian to submit their work.
  1. Employees of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab or any of their respective entities, subsidiaries, and immediate families (spouses, parents, children, and siblings and their spouses) and/or persons living in the same households as such persons of each are not eligible to enter.
  1. All applicable federal, state, and local laws and regulations apply. You are responsible for knowing the laws of your jurisdiction with respect to contest entry. The 7 Word Stories Project and these rules will be governed, construed and interpreted under the laws of California. By entering, you agree to be bound by these rules and by the decisions of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, which are final and binding in all respects. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab reserves the right to change these rules at any time, and in its sole discretion, and to suspend, cancel, postpone or extend the project. Individuals who violate or fail to comply with these rules, violate any law, rule or regulation in connection with participation in the application process, tamper with the operation of the entry process, or engage in any conduct that is detrimental or unfair to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, the application process, any other applicants (in each case as determined in Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab’s sole discretion), are subject to disqualification.
  1. By entering, authors retain their copyright but grant Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab the license to use their entire story for promotion of the scent, contest, and the Lab in general.
  1. The Lab agrees to use all commercially reasonable efforts to provide credit in whatever format entrants request (i.e., real name, forum name, other pseudonym).
  1. The winning entry or entries will be selected in the sole discretion of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab.The Lab reserves the right to select one or more entries based on the quality of entries received. Entries will be judged on their overall narrative, as well as their potential for providing scent inspiration.

Important 2018 Pricing Update for BPAL & BPTP

2018 January 4
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by black phoenix

It’s been nearly seven years since our prices have changed, though the costs of doing business have never ceased to go up. Know that it breaks our hearts to make the following announcement: Effective January 15, 2018 prices at BPAL and BPTP will be raised to the amounts listed below.

BPAL provides health benefits, PTO, a living wage, and other workplace benefits for a local, full-time staff. Remaining true to our core ethics requires us to keep up with the costs of this labor, as well as other expenses, such as our manufacturing costs, rent, mandatory workplace insurance, and the purchasing of product components, all of which are constantly on the rise.

In 2017, we finally sailed past the point where not even booming sales or tightening our belts could not make up for these additional costs. In order for us to survive in the current economic climate, our prices have to go up across the board at both BPAL and BPTP.

Working on our 15th Anniversary collection was a tremendous opportunity to look back and take inventory of everything our long-term investment in BPAL — as well as yours — has yielded. Here are some of the standards we’ve managed to meet, against all odds:

History. We maintain an extensive scent archive reaching back over a decade. While this stock may fluctuate, many of you continue to enjoy access to the BPAL you first fell in love with.

Continuity. Instead of being capsized by unforeseen setbacks or sudden expenses, as is the fate of so many small businesses, we have been able to operate at a loss for short periods when necessary.

Philanthropy. Every year, a portion of our crowded production schedule is dedicated to products that will raise funds for charity.

Community. We sponsor and promote artists, podcasters, drag queens, independent retailers, and various artisans across the country.

Mobility. Each year, we absorb the tremendous expense of traveling to as many conventions as possible, so we can meet our customers in person.

Generosity. We provide a wealth of free samples to our customers, as well as convention attendees who might otherwise not be able to afford a full bottle to take home (not to mention stickers, pins, and other fun swag). We want everyone to feel welcome at our table.

Quality. In a time when adulteration is increasingly the norm, we are resolute in our commitment to using only the purest and most ethically sourced ingredients available.

While some of these aims may seem more expendable than others, our ultimate goal is to preserve a certain tradition and standard for quality which our clients — our family — have come to expect, and which we intend to honor for as long as possible.

Though we know money’s just as tight for everyone else as it is for us, we hope you will understand the difficulty of our position, and continue to invest in our people, our products, and our future together.

 

NEW PRICES FOR 2018: BLACK PHOENIX ALCHEMY LAB

General Catalog and Limited Edition Updates

(Future LE blends will continue to vary by series. Price based on components and cost to manufacture.)

  • General Catalogue 5ml: $19.50
  • Single Imp’s Ear: $4.50
  • 6 pack of Imp’s Ears: $25.00
  • BPAL Anniversary ‘17: $23.00
  • Hymn to Fortuna: $26.00
  • Halloween ‘17: $23.00
  • Carnaval Diabolique: $26.00
  • TKO: $30.00
  • Moons of Saturn ‘18: $25.00
  • Lunacy Moons: $26.00
  • 7 Word Stories: $26.00
  • Conjunction of Mars: $26.00
  • In Time of Plague: $26.00

 

BPAL Licensed Scents

(Future co-branded blends will continue to vary by series. Price based on components and cost to manufacture.)

  • VILF: $22.00
  • Gris Grimly: $23.00
  • The Last Unicorn: $26.00
  • Nobodies Watching Wrestling: $27.00
  • American Gods: $28.00
  • Lemon-Scented: $28.00
  • Anansi Boys: $28.00
  • Coraline: $28.00
  • Good Omens: $28.00
  • Graveyard Book: $28.00
  • Neverwhere: $28.00
  • Stardust: $28.00
  • Lady Death: $28.00
  • Grendel: $28.00
  • Dawn: $28.00
  • Witchblade: $28.00
  • Hero Initiative: $28.00
  • Hellboy: $28.00
  • The District: $28.00
  • Irredeemable: $28.00
  • Pandora: $28.00
  • Fraggle Rock: $28.00
  • Labyrinth: $28.00
  • The Dark Crystal: $28.00
  • Paranorman: $28.00
  • Pretty Deadly: $28.00
  • Kabuki: $28.00
  • Clive Barker: $28.00
  • Vampire Tarot: $32.00
  • Crimson Peak: $32.00
  • Only Lovers Left Alive: 32.00

 

Activism Scents

  • Alternative Facts: $26.00
  • COVFEFE: $26.00
  • Fake News: $26.00
  • LORDY: $26.00
  • Nasty Woman : $26.00
  • Nevertheless: $26.00
  • Theoi Nomioi: $26.00
  • Irish Coffee Buttercream: $28.00
  • Spiced Rum Buttercream: $28.00
  • Scalia: $28.00
  • SN: Bluebonnet: $28.00
  • SN: Douglas Iris: $28.00
  • SN: Flor de Maga: $28.00
  • Take a Knee: $28.00

 

NEW PRICES FOR 2018: BLACK PHOENIX TRADING POST

(Co-branded and LE products will continue vary by series. Price based on components and cost to manufacture.)

  • General Catalog Hair Gloss: $29.50
  • General Catalog Atmo: $26.00
  • General Catalog Massage Oil: $18.00
  • General Catalog Bath Oil: $32.00
  • General Catalog Nail Polish: $10.50
  • Carnaval Diabolique Hair Gloss: $30.00

Your Innsmouth Beach Blast 2017 Photos

2017 August 14
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by black phoenix

“We’re just amphibious people with amphibious problems.” Thanks so much to Jason Thompson Foto for photographing the hordes who turned out for our L.A. August Lunacy – Innsmouth Beach Blast!

 

 

 

New From BPAL: Sign Our BLACK BOOK

2017 July 26
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by black phoenix

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As another Con season descends upon us (this year we’ll be at Midsummer Scream, Dragon Con, and NYCC), we at the Lab offer the following extra enticement to come visit our tiny, fragrant island of tranquility in the midst of those teeming masses. All it will cost is… your soul.

Just kidding, mostly! At our convention appearances and Los Angeles Lunacy events, you’ll find a gorgeous black tome on display, hand-crafted by McCall Company. Sign our tenebrous guestbook with your name and email address (plus any additional love notes), and not only will you receive our occasional email newsletter — you’ll be entered to win one free bottle of a scent that’s impossible to obtain any other way.

That’s right, the following blend will never be available for sale on Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab’s site.

So go right ahead: take a deep breath, steel your nerve, and sign our Black Book.

BLACK BOOK
Hand-tooled leather and gold leaf, yellowed pages smeared with a sliver of black ink, and dusty balsam, all bound with a dark, smoky oudh.

BLACK BOOK Official Rules and Regulations

  1. Only one entry (and email address) per person, per event. Duplicates will be fed directly to the flames.
  2. If we can’t contact you, we can’t send you a prize. Please write legibly!
  3. One winner will be randomly selected following each event, and publicly announced by the name written alongside their email address. 
  4. While all entries will be added to our email list, you may unsubscribe at any time. 
  5. Employees of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab or any of their respective entities, subsidiaries, and immediate families (spouses, parents, children, and siblings and their spouses) and/or persons living in the same households as such persons of each are not eligible to enter.
  6. The winning entry or entries will be selected in the sole discretion of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab. The Lab reserves the right to select one or more entries based on the quality of entries received. Entries will be judged on their overall narrative, as well as their potential for providing scent inspiration.
  7. The Lab agrees to use all commercially reasonable efforts to provide credit in whatever format entrants request (i.e., real name, forum name, other pseudonym).
  8. All applicable federal, state, and local laws and regulations apply. You are responsible for knowing the laws of your jurisdiction with respect to contest entry. The Black Book project and these rules will be governed, construed and interpreted under the laws of California. By entering, you agree to be bound by these rules and by the decisions of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, which are final and binding in all respects. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab reserves the right to change these rules at any time, and in its sole discretion, and to suspend, cancel, postpone or extend the project. Individuals who violate or fail to comply with these rules, violate any law, rule or regulation in connection with participation in the application process, tamper with the operation of the entry process, or engage in any conduct that is detrimental or unfair to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, the application process, any other applicants (in each case as determined in Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab’s sole discretion), are subject to disqualification.

 

Your JUNE GLOOM Photos Are Here!

2017 June 20
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by black phoenix

Thanks to everyone who came on Friday and helped us raise money for Drive-By Do-Gooders. Those of you who posed for Jason Thompson Foto: your pics are below. What a gloom-orous bunch of folks!June Gloom © Jason Thompson Foto 2017-168 (1)June Gloom © Jason Thompson Foto 2017-106

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Welcome to #BPAL7wordstory Round Five: ENVY

2017 May 24
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by black phoenix

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For the fifth time, we invite BPAL’s fans to participate in our creative process. Welcome one and all to the return of our 7 Word Story Contest!

Call it what you will — flash fiction, microfiction, writing for short attention spans — we want to see just how imaginative you can get in seven words of fewer between now and 6 June 2017.

The winning story will inspire an original fragrance crafted by BPAL’s head perfumer, and will be featured on the label alongside a credit to the author (who will also receive a free bottle of the blend).

This time around, we’re looking for entries that capture the essence of ENVY. Make every word count! Multiple entries are fine as well.

The deadline for entries is 6 June 2017.  Please read the rules below before submitting. Email your entries (and any questions about the Contest) to 7words@blackphoenixalchemylab.com, or tweet them @bpal with the hashtag #BPAL7wordstory.

#BPAL7wordstory Contest Rules and Regulations

By submitting an entry, you agree to be bound by the Official Submission Guidelines and Rules and represent that you have read and understood all requirements set forth.

How do I submit a 7 Word Story and what are the deadlines?

All submissions must be received by the Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab by June 6, 2017. Stories should be submitted online via email to 7words@blackphoenixalchemylab.com or on Twitter using the #BPAL7wordstory hashtag. On or about June 20, 2017, Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab will announce the selected story.

On July 29, 2017 a fragrance inspired by the winning story will be released for sale on Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, featuring the full text of the story and winner’s name on the label.

Selected authors will receive credit under the name of their choice on the copy text for the fragrance, one bottle of the fragrance inspired by their story, and enviable fame within the Black Phoenix community (no warranties on the fame bit).

By submitting an entry, you agree to be bound by these Official Submission Guidelines and Rules and represent that you have read and understood all requirements set forth below.

  1. Submitted stories must be written in English; stories written in other languages will not be accepted.
  1. All entries must be 7 words or fewer.
  1. Stories must be original and unpublished at the time of submission, including the entrant’s social media accounts. All submissions must be exclusive to the 7 Word Stories Project through April 30, 2017, regardless of whether a story is selected as winner.
  1. All information must be submitted electronically via email (7words@blackphoenixalchemylab.com) or Twitter (#BPAL7wordstory).
  1. Stories must only have one author. No coauthored works, please. Because…Seven Words.
  1. A submitted story may not contain any material that is copyrighted or otherwise owned or controlled by someone other than the author (including but not limited to, poetry, music and/or lyrics, characters originally created by others in any medium, and/or stories based on real people and/or other people’s lives, other than public figures). We would be fascinated by how you’d manage it, though.
  1. All submissions should be complete stories which can stand on their own.
  1. By submitting a story, authors (and/or their parents and/or guardians) agree that Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab and any sponsors or other supporters of the 7 Word Stories Project may use the author’s name, image and all or a portion of the submitted story to promote the project, regardless of whether the story entered is selected as winner. Authors who are under the age of 18 must have the permission of their parent or guardian to submit their work.
  1. Employees of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab or any of their respective entities, subsidiaries, and immediate families (spouses, parents, children, and siblings and their spouses) and/or persons living in the same households as such persons of each are not eligible to enter.
  1. All applicable federal, state, and local laws and regulations apply. You are responsible for knowing the laws of your jurisdiction with respect to contest entry. The 7 Word Stories Project and these rules will be governed, construed and interpreted under the laws of California. By entering, you agree to be bound by these rules and by the decisions of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, which are final and binding in all respects. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab reserves the right to change these rules at any time, and in its sole discretion, and to suspend, cancel, postpone or extend the project. Individuals who violate or fail to comply with these rules, violate any law, rule or regulation in connection with participation in the application process, tamper with the operation of the entry process, or engage in any conduct that is detrimental or unfair to Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, the application process, any other applicants (in each case as determined in Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab’s sole discretion), are subject to disqualification.
  1. By entering, authors retain their copyright but grant Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab the license to use their entire story for promotion of the scent, contest, and the Lab in general.
  1. The Lab agrees to use all commercially reasonable efforts to provide credit in whatever format entrants request (i.e., real name, forum name, other pseudonym).
  1. The winning entry or entries will be selected in the sole discretion of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab.The Lab reserves the right to select one or more entries based on the quality of entries received. Entries will be judged on their overall narrative, as well as their potential for providing scent inspiration.

Here Are Your Necro-PROM-icon Pictures!

2017 May 16
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by black phoenix

Thanks for coming, one and all! Be sure to credit/tag our fantastic event photographer Jason Thompson (look him up on Facebook and Instagram), whose hard work helped make this an event we’ll remember for a long time.

See you at our June Gloom event next month?

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Choose Your Footing Carefully — It’s Time For BPAL’s Weekly Links

2017 February 17
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by black phoenix

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Welcome to our weekly roundup of cherished news bits! This week’s batch:

☠ Meet Eciton burchellii, the beetle that pretends to be an ant’s butt.

Scaffoldage is just what it sounds like – images of various structures covered in scaffolding.

☠ RIP: Monopoly is retiring the thimble game-piece after 82 years.

The Last Unicorn author Peter S. Beagle is getting raves for his new book,In Calabria.

☠ Protesting in Florida this weekend? Read author Melissa Jo Peltier’s advice first.

☠ New research shows that fictional characters make “experiential crossings” into real life.

☠ Atlas Obscura explores the roots of that famous folktale about a woman being tricked into eating her lover’s heart.

☠  How to remain vigilant in an age of “Alternative Facts”? Here are 14 literary quotes on the art of deceit.

☠ Need a break from the news? Here’s Grace Jones dominating La Vie En Rose.

Work Up An Appetite For V-Day With BPAL’s Weekly Link Roundup

2017 February 10
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by black phoenix

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Welcome to our weekly roundup of cherished news bits! This week’s batch:

A previously unseen photograph of Harriet Tubman has been discovered, and is headed to auction!

☠ The Seattle Aquarium had to cancel this year’s Valentine’s Day octopus mating event out of concerns that it might result in cephalopod cannibalism.

☠ A Brazilian artist is re-imagining the Orishas as comic book superheroes.

☠ Check out this surreal collection of dolls that contain hidden worlds just beneath the surface of their skin.

These Peruvian spiders form webs that could contain up to 50,000 inhabitants living together in a colony.

Over-thinking Disney’s Pinocchio: here are some questions you never thought to ask as a child.

Oscar Wilde is among those posthumously pardoned for homosexuality-related crimes by the new Turing Law.

☠ Behold, the Rotten Egg Nebula in all its Hubble-telescope-observed glory!

☠ Let sculptor Beth Cavener take you on a journey into the making of her unforgettable animal/human creations:

Time Once Again For BPAL’s Weekly Link Roundup

2017 February 3
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by black phoenix

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Welcome to our weekly roundup of cherished news bits! This week’s batch:

☠ The Rotterdam Museum is exhibiting the stuffed body of a weasel electrocuted by the Large Hadron Collider.

The Cherry Sisters managed to go down in history as the world’s worst vaudeville act.

☠ No joke: DC is reinventing Snagglepuss as a “gay Southern gothic playwright” who is called before the House Un-American Activities Committee.

☠ Your oldest ancestor has been located in the fossil record: Saccorhytus was huge-mouthed, 1mm in size, and totally assless.

Sweden has created a new Bamse comic that teaches kids about the concept of disinformation.

☠ A German Ph.D. student unpacks the icon, nay enigma, that is Pride and Prejudice’s Mr. Darcy.

☠  Vocab time: “horizontal hostility” is a term that might come in handy as you navigate the increasingly fighty interwebs.

☠ Disturbingly relevant: George Orwell’s insightful 1940 review of Mein Kampf.

☠ Among those lost in 2016: record-smashing WWF goddess Chyna, whose successes became overshadowed by unforeseen setbacks in her career and personal life. There’s a terrific long-form tribute to Chyna on Broadly! Watch her signature bazookas-blazing entrance below.